Peace by Peace

Cowshit Lane

My most recent horoscope said an issue from the past was going to resurface in my life so I would have a chance to fully heal. Oh THAT sounds like fun, right? Besides, horoscopes are mostly complete bullshit, right? Huh. In the space of two weeks, three exceedingly toxic, suck-you-dry-then toss-your-withered-corpse-aside-persons made a surprise reappearance […]

Safety: Part I

Growing up in a family that could teach the Lindsey Lohans of the world a thing or two about drama, I learned a valuable lesson: Trust Yourself First. Crazy people are so wrapped up in their own internal chaos that they, despite any declarations of eternal friendship or undying loyalty, do not have the capacity […]

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